Robert Pattinson Australia

60 comments on “Rob’s Vanity Fair Cover *Updated*”

Jazz
• March 1, 2011 at 4:25 pm
There are no words!!!!!… except he is the sexiest living thing on the planet and I really envy that aligator! 😀 😀 😀

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:26 pm
@Jazz LOL I said I was going to call this post “CRIKEY” but jeez it just doesn’t cut it

Vicky
• March 1, 2011 at 4:29 pm
HOLY S*#T!!! There are no words, none, that will do this justice. I cannot wait to own this mag!!

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Hahaha @Vicky – well I wanted Rob to straddle the alligator, but hey – they alligator straddling Rob does it too!

Vicky
• March 1, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Yeah I was sort of looking forward to that but this is totally working for me too!!!

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Let’s just thank God that it only surfaced now @Vicky – and I was kind of doing so well this arvo in focussing.

Vicky
• March 1, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Definitely. I think any focus I had is gone. Thankfully i cooked dinner this morning so I only have to work out the microwave tonight!!

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm
LOL @Vicky I’m going to the movies tonite to see Conviction – now if only the WFE trailer is shown that would cap off a wonderful day.

Vicky
• March 1, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Fingers crossed Maria!!

ephie
• March 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG……and I thought he could not get any sexier or better looking than he already is!!! how wrong was I? Gulp! The smoldering look, the lips GAH!!! the alligator across his shoulders making him look like a very sexy hunter…
Oh I am rambling now I know but what is a girl supposed to do when something like that comes out????
I am keeping fingers and toes crossed for you @maria that you will get to see WFE trailer 2nite.

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Oh F$%@!!! WOW!!! OMG!!! SH*T!!! So glad I’m not at work because this time for sure I would have had my ass fired. This man is unreal. Can there be anyone more perfect then he? @Maria ahh umm. I don’t know what to say, all I know is that I’m crying. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:46 pm
@Vicky and the other thing I noticed when the set pics came out but forgot to say anything was – Rob you are wearing a belt – what the …. ahahahaha

Vicky
• March 1, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Oooh i hadn’t noticed. Must have been dstracted by something LOL.

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:50 pm
LMAO @Martha – I am at work and just guffawed at your comment – hahaha I love you – you always always bring a smile to my face. Thankfully I’m not surrounded by people though.
@ephie – I am just – lordy lordy – that man is going to kill us all one day. Every day he just gets hotter and hotter – like you say – just when you think he can’t outdo himself – he drapes himself with an alligator and wears a hat and a belt and white shirt and Oh God – I’m just a rambling mess – hahahaha. Is that a chain I spy as well – lordy lordy – if we ever get this pic in HQ – I’ll be standing in the queue at the pearly gates for sure

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm
@Maria he is. I will say a prayer and even keep my eyes crossed for you. I truly hope you get to see the trailer. F&#$, he looks F’ing gorgeous.

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm
um yes well @Vicky – it’s just so rare that what can I say – I’ve got a keen eye *fansoneself*

Vicky
• March 1, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I’m hearin ya *turnsontheaircon*!!

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Thanks @Martha – oh is Michelle in for a treat when she finishes work.

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 4:54 pm
ooh and can I say – I doubt they would have had to sedate the alligator – it would have just passed out like the rest of us at that close proximity – *giggles*

Vicky
• March 1, 2011 at 4:56 pm
LMAO Maria!!!

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 5:02 pm
@Maria ITA with you. That alligator needed no sedation, even reptiles faint at the sight of that gorgeous face. I’m sure that’s why Rosie (Tai) couldn’t keep her trunk off of him. I wouldn’t have been able too.

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 5:08 pm
I can’t wait for Michelle to finally get come and see all this beauty that waits for her. Poor Michelle I fee so bad that she’s robsolated. *hurry michelle hurry*

Cindy
• March 1, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Please Oh please someone find me the words!!! I just cant find the words…!!!

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm
@Cindy I know exaclty what you mean. We have to fined a new vocabulary, because all these adjectives we use just don’t cut it. He is beyond all those words.

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Lol I sms’d it to her @Martha I think she just saw it

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 5:33 pm
*claps* I’m so excited for her. I can’t wait to hear her reaction. @Maria you’re such a great friend.

Michelle
• March 1, 2011 at 5:45 pm
*_____________________* Seriously I was not expecting to see this GORGEOUS cover today. Talk about the BEST surprise. Thank you SO much Maria for the SMS. I came out of work, grabbed my phone to check it as I always do & Maria’s message was waiting for me *sigh* You’re right Martha – Maria is a great friend – the best 😀 I believe my reaction to Mara’s text went something like this “OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” LOL. I cannot wait to have this is my hands. He is the most beautiful man on the planet. Yep we’ve said it a million times before but just have to say it again. This makes the crappy day I’ve had all just disappear *floats on air*

lise-lou
• March 1, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Holy **** that is all kinds of HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Michelle! Welcome back. It felt like you were gone forever (I can only imagine how it felt for you). We missed you, but wow look what was waiting for you, pure gorgeousness. He IS the most beautiful man on this whole universe. I can’t wait to get my copy, and remember girls my offer still stands.

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Hahaha yep @Michelle that’s exactly your response. I believe vertigo’s was OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Oh Maria I’ll be waiting for you review on Conviction, and God I hope you get to see the WFE trailer. Have fun, I know it’ll be hard to concentrate after seeing this cover. You’ll be thinking of alligators and Rob.

Maria
• March 1, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Martha it’s going to be hard to focus that’s for sure. I’ll never be able to see an alligator ever again without a flashback

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 6:08 pm
Maria I now what you mean. I will never be able to wear my alligator pumps without those flashbacks either (Calm down all you animal rights people they’re leather with alligator embossment)

Michelle
• March 1, 2011 at 6:16 pm
Thanks so much Martha – oh it is SO good to be home 😀 It did feel like an eternity. I felt like I was away for nine days – not nine hours lol. Being Robsolated – oh how I HATE it 🙁
Same here girls, every time I see an alligator now I will think of Rob *sigh* Imagine when we have the other pics too. LOL just as well they are spacing these pics out – we wouldn’t survive otherwise.

Vertigo
• March 1, 2011 at 6:17 pm
HOLY SHIZZLE!!! Bring him to me and now .. Alligator and all thanks!
Still on the Freakin train home but nothing seems to matter when VF Rob is staring back at me.
IZDED!

Michelle
• March 1, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Ain’t the the truth Vertigo. The moment I saw Rob all the crap from the day just disappeared *sigh*
Oh & forgot to say – fingers crossed you see the W4E trailer tonight Maria 😀

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 6:25 pm
Michelle yes it’s a good thing they are spacing them or else we would all be dead or hearts wouldn’t be able to take so much beauty. Mine has skipped so many beats today, I’m shocked I’m still here.

Cindy
• March 1, 2011 at 6:26 pm
@Martha After seeing that gator wrapped around Rob Yes please!

Jules
• March 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm
OMFG!!!! o.O I mean, holy smokin’ moly!! GAH!!!! I had my face smooshed so close to my laptop screen just to get a closer look 😉 *sigh* So beautiful. Has me thinking of Tarzan with that alligator all tamed and draped around him….if only he were shirtless. 😉 Just saying, pretty sure that’s the only thing that would improve it. :p

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Michelle I really am happy you are home now. I really did miss you, as I’m sure all the rest of the girls did too. I couldn’t wait for you to see the pic.

Cindy
• March 1, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Just a question whats the 60 minutes clock doing next to it? just wondering I did notice it after about 20 minutes staring at the pretty!! Pmsl!

Michelle
• March 1, 2011 at 6:41 pm
I missed you all too Martha – so so much. Thanks for thinking of me, I do so appreciate it 😀
When you go to Vanity Fair’s site Cindy, it says “The April 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair Poll” next to Rob – that explains the clock. Yes I may have had VF’s site open alongside RPAU ever since I came home lol 😀

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 6:49 pm
How can we not Michelle. If it wasn’t for you and Maria none of us would be here. Wow it’s been a very beautiful exciting day, but I must try to get some sleep, I’m so behind in it, that it’s taking a toll, and acting even more dramatic at work then normal. You girls have a great night sweet alligator dreams. Maybe I’ll sleep with my shoes on ha ha ha j/k.

Martha M
• March 1, 2011 at 6:52 pm
@Maria have fun at the movies. I’ll be anxious to hear you review, and hopefully to hear that you were able to see the trailer. I can’t wait for morning. Goodnight girls.

Cindy
• March 1, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Thanks Michelle! so glad you are finally able to catch up on the the Pretty! Its a bugger when R/L gets in the way of Rob!

caro
• March 1, 2011 at 6:53 pm
*GUH* *THUD*
Seriously I lost power this morning and then I have no internet at work, and i come home all grumpy…And voila, the heavens opened.
Maria, where are your mad cropping skills!!!

Carlisa
• March 1, 2011 at 7:08 pm
*screamandgasp* I’ve been gone for a couple of hours and come back to this. Holy Moly, I’m never leaving again. I bow down to worship the ground she walks on. Thank You Annie Leibovitz, Thank you!!!

lids
• March 1, 2011 at 7:53 pm
OOOHHHHHHH !!!!!!!
where was I, why oh why did I miss this???
OMFG *________________*
I think I can smell my dinner burning…

Vertigo
• March 1, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Speaking of the trailor, which I really hope you get to see tonight Maria … it’s EXACTLY 100 days on the countdown! Woot!

Michelle
• March 1, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Wooo hoooo Vertigo – we’ll be in the 90’s soon *claps hands* Each day that goes by is a day closer to Jacob 😀