Here is my 12 step program for those of us addicted to Robert Pattinson because I’m sure most of us are happy to remain that way:
Step1 : We admit that we are powerless over the need to see Rob on a daily basis and that our lives had become unmanageable.
Step 2: Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves – um that would be Rob – could restore us to sanity.
Step 3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to Rob.
Step 4: Made a searching of the internet to find every bit of information or picture of Rob possibly available.
Step 5: Admitted to ourselves and to other human beings, especially on RPAU site, the exact nature of our addiction (albeit sometimes with a little “too much information”).
Step 6: Were entirely ready to remove all these defects and by this I mean the watermarks on some of his photos, since Rob is perfect (well he’s not but that’s what we love about him).
Step 7: Humbly asked Rob to accept our shortcomings (not that we have any, but just in case).
Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed & became willing to make amends to them all ie. our friends and family who didn’t see us for days on end while Rob was filming Remember Me.
Step 9: Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, of course until Rob turned up at Comic-Con and Teen Choice Awards, then its back to making that list again.
Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it – ah yes, that’s right – it’s Rob at Collectormania in 2006 not Comic-Con – lol.
Step 11: Sought through prayer & meditation to improve our conscious contact with Rob, praying only for knowledge of his whereabouts while filming Eclipse or maybe some more outtakes.
Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we carry this message to Robaholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Okay anyone willing to be my sponsor?
