Wow … I just don’t know what to say about this interviewee … sorry Xavier but I think you need to go back to journalist 101. Â Â This look of Rob’s at the end that I’ve capped pretty much sums it up for me .. .
and this intro
Transcription after the cut
Transcription:
(rest coming soon)
Xavier : Wow. Before talking about the movie, what do you think of all this ? Is it always like this?
Rob: Not particularly, only at these events. I have the most ridiculous facial expressions when I go out. I’ve seen this clip a few times; I look like I have a problem.
Xavier: Is it like this in every country of the world when you’re promoting?
Rob: Kind of, yeah. This is the fourth movie now and nothing has changed. Everybody is still screaming?
Xavier: A lot of your whereabouts are comment on, on twitter? Your life looks like an internet reality tv show. Are you okay with this, or not?
Rob: it’s an unintentional reaction but yeah. I’ve become better at hiding over the last few years. At the beginning I was overwhelmed by everything. I think I was trying to hard to deal with all this.
I’m starting of fit in, I don’t live in a town, it’s much simpler.
Xavier: You’re living like a vampire, in hiding?
Rob: Not exactly, I mean I live in California so there’s not too many shadow there.
Xavier: Let’s talk about the movie. You’ve been playing the role of Edward Cullen for three years now.
Edward is a nice vampire; he doesn’t kill humans and falls in love with Bella, a young normal girl, played by Kristen Stewart. For the past three movies, let’s juts say that those two have been chasing after other, right? And now, they’re finally getting married, sleep together and make a baby. We can say that Edward is pretty slow at doing things but when he does it, he goes all out!
Rob: yeah, he’s very slow moving. It’s funny, there’s like, the first series which is all about a kind of fear of having sex, scared of something happening. But when it finally happens, they create a demon baby. It’s kind of hilarious, especially since it doesn’t stop teenagers from waiting to have sex.
Xavier: The wedding scene, did it make you want to get married?
Rob: I don’t know, I guess so. I’ve always been … I’ve always like weddings. I haven’t been to many weddings My older friends are starting to get married. It’s scary in some ways but I mean you can still get a divorce.
Xavier: But if you have kids, you can’t get divorced. I mean, you can’t divorce your kids.
Rob: No you can’t, but you can have a lot of them so you can at least get a good one.
Xavier: Do you want kids then?
Rob: Definitely, I wanna have kids.
Xavier: In the movie, there’s this incredible scene where you perform a c-section with your teeth, don’t you?
Rob: Oooooh nothing came through my ear piece.
Xavier: You’re doing it with your teeth.
Rob: Oh yeah, definitely.
Xavier: In French we call that a ‘cesarienne’.
Rob: Yeah, I do it with my mouth. I mean that was one of the most fun things I’ve ever had to do in those movies.
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Since the vid is freezing for me, am going to take your word for it and judging from that transcript, what an epic waist of Robs time. The shit that man has to endure.
What a gentleman Rob is and always so beautiful a out everything.
The only saving grace is picking up on some of Rob’s body language of what he truly thinks of this interview @Vertigo, but I found it painful. I mean really – the vampire questions/comparisons are embarassing. I don’t think they are lost in translation.
That’s meant to say about everything at the end, but y’all already knew that.
And forgot to mention, yes it seems Robs face is giving him away which just makes me want to whisk him away now.
I hope for Rob’s sake he doesn’t have to endure any of this for Part 2 … Rob you need to be on a set and stat. His facial expressions when he’s talking Cosmopolis speaks volumes to me. He’s over the wedding and birth questions already … move on people move on.
Oh those questions Maria. The ones that had me cringing. Not sure what state of mind I’ll have to put myself into to be able to watch Rob go through that.
I recommend just watching Rob with the sound down … I know I know – they dub over him most of the time anyway, except towards the end when he says “nothing came through my ear piece” I think he was just messing with them *giggles*
*Cringes* How embarrassing for Rob 🙁 He doesn’t talk about these movies with the same enthusiasm as any of his non twi movies. Just my humble opinion.
Oh I so hope Rob doesn’t have to do this sort of crap all over again this time next year *shudders at the thought* Those questions – ugh. Surely Xavier, you could come up with something just a little more interesting instead of those embarrassing & zzzzzzzzzzzz ones. Rob’s facials & body language definitely say it all Maria. He’s over it & wants to move on. His face just completely lights up when talking about Cosmopolis, oh I love seeing him excited like that.
The end is in sight Rob, the end is in sight. Hold on, nearly there!! Wish we could rescue you from it all.
LOL Maria, I love the part about Rob’s ear piece.
Well, judging by your comments and the transcript I think i’m glad I can’t see the vids. Rob’s look in that cap says it all really. I agree with everyone the difference in Rob’s demeanor when talking about his other projects speaks volumes!!!
Yeah I don’t quite get why the questions about the weird plot – it’s not like the book’s new or not been read by everyone remotely interested in Twi-world. (And hello it’s not Rob that wrote the book; why do they always make it sound like like Edward’s actions/inactions are Rob’s fault?!) I’m wondering about the strange interview format for this tv show – what is with putting Rob behind a desk & then standing there firing stupid questions at him?? Even without the language barrier that’s a very cold yet somehow aggressive way of doing things. Bring on Ellen, please, and then let Rob have a holiday from all this 🙁
LOL @Val – Vertigo and I have already bitched about the interview format this morning (on emails not on the site). It’s so weird. It’s like he’s at an inquisition. Edward why did it take you so long to propose marriage … Rob what’s it like living like a vampire … Rob you hate Twitter … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Maybe they make them sit like that so they don’t fall asleep during the interview process – I mean if it wasn’t for me analysing Rob’s reactions I think I might have nodded off.
Lol @Maria, it would very much be zzzzzzzzzzzzz if Rob wasn’t in the frame 😉 My first thought was “Is this a job interview? when is that asshole going to sit down?”! Poor Rob. I feel like I should be apologising to him for enjoying his portrayal of Edward & supporting Twi-world all these years!
I agree completely, it is pretty clear that Rob is unimpressed with this interview and just looks plain bored at most of the others i’ve seen this week.
OK. That was crap. Anyone interested in seeing Rob would not be interested in those stupid questions.