Robert Pattinson Australia

33 comments on “Breaking Dawn Pt 1 Teaser Poster Revealed *Updated with HQ*”

Cate
• September 9, 2011 at 10:57 am
All I can say is LOL. Seriously?

Michelle
• September 9, 2011 at 11:12 am
How dare they remove Rob’s moles!!!!!! Seriously when the hell are these people going to learn that you never ever mess with perfection!! Love your version – as always Maria!
Trailer MUST include Rob *glares at them*

Suze
• September 9, 2011 at 11:18 am
Whoever worked on this poster needs to back away from PhotoShop. Blasphemy indeed. And why is Bella’s ring on her right hand?

Lane
• September 9, 2011 at 11:21 am
Also I want to know WHY they are shopping out his jaw line? They keep making him look like he has no jaw and then that makes him look like he has no neck, it’s kind of gross.

Cindy
• September 9, 2011 at 11:24 am
Goes back to stare at Rob as Jacob moles and all…

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 11:25 am
Funny that you say that @Lane – I was just looking at it thinking – have they photoshopped his nose as well – it looks too perfect. Blah – I’m off to look at the Jacob stills or the real Rob – need to cleanse my eyes.

M
• September 9, 2011 at 11:27 am
THE MOLES!

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 11:27 am
Snap @Cindy we must have been posting comments at the same time.

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 11:28 am
@Suze – Summit really needed to employ Jules on the promo – actually employ someone who knows what to do with photoshop.
As for the ring – they were all in an uproar about that yesterday – who knows – they obviously needed it as a prop – they probably photoshopped that in as well LOL

Michelle
• September 9, 2011 at 11:29 am
Exactly Cindy & Maria *goes back to Jacob* These people have the sense to leave Rob in his natural beautiful state. Why the hell would anyone ever want to photoshop him like this??? They’re insane.

Cindy
• September 9, 2011 at 11:31 am
LOL!@M&M Indeed!

Lane
• September 9, 2011 at 11:31 am
Now that you mention it, Maria, it looks like they rounded the tip more and straightened the bridge. They don’t need to do anything to his face! Ugh, disappointing.

Suze
• September 9, 2011 at 11:32 am
@Maria: Jules would have blown their ‘designer’ out of the water. 😉

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 11:33 am
@Lane that’s what had me transfixed – his nose is not that perfect and that’s why we love him. Pfft – I love Eddie but seriously 14 more months (not that I’m counting)

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 11:49 am
Absolutely @Suze – I think Summit hired the same one they used on those 2008 EW photos where Rob looks more like Ricky Martin than Rob LOL.

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 12:04 pm
@Michelle wait until Vertigo sees the blasphemy – I’d be afraid Summit very very afraid …

Sue
• September 9, 2011 at 12:59 pm
Maybe Jules could ‘photoshop the photoshop’ back to perfection for us? Add in the moles, take away the eye make-up …… it is Friday after all ……!

Vertigo
• September 9, 2011 at 1:01 pm
I’m LIVID! WTF!! The mole is the essence of life, I can’t breathe now!

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Oh dear lord – I knew you would not be happy @Vertigo!
@Sue – good idea *smilessweetlyatJules*

Carolyn
• September 9, 2011 at 1:30 pm
They’ve tried to make him look more like the Edward ‘Barbie’ Doll rather than Rob. I’ll avert my eyes to the right and stare at the current mood pic, thanks @Maria! Looking forward to Tuesday though. Positive thinking “Edward scenes, Edward scenes, Edward scenes.”

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Yes! Plasticward is exactly what it is … hahaha yes the mood pic really is a “cleansing” pic today – don’t say I don’t look after all of you 🙂

Vertigo
• September 9, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Mood pic is working, Thankyou.

Vicky
• September 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm
They aren’t serious are they? No really, they are not serious. They just can’t be!!!

Maria
• September 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm
I know @Vicky … I know

Martha M
• September 9, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Why would they mess with perfection??? Why???
Loved your versions Maria with no moles and all.

Vertigo
• September 9, 2011 at 5:27 pm
I read the comments just now and upon seeing they used that dude from the 2008 EW shoot, it’s further confirmed the powers that be behind this juggernaut have no idea how to drive this baby home. The poster reminds me of CGI characters from Shrek ffs. It looks like something my 3 year old godson would want to watch.

Vertigo
• September 9, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Haha plasticward! Am just catching up sorry. I guess it took this long to calm down.

Carmel
• September 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm
I wonder if they look at the photos released today of Jacob and say – What the F**k have we done?
Plasticward – LOL

Jules
• September 9, 2011 at 6:02 pm
*eye twitches* Seriously?? I don’t like when they do this to Robward – AT ALL. I know I’ve been guilty of over photoshopping – but I like to think that was when I started out and I’m teaching myself….I am NO expert but the above leaves me cold. Just wow. Are vampires not allowed to have moles? o.O I must have missed that memo.
Oh and thank you for the faith – I am flattered some of you thought I could do more. haha I may just turn my attention Robward’s way soon….I know other fan artists are doing the same for this reason too. Thanks guys! xx

Michelle
• September 9, 2011 at 6:06 pm
LOL Plasticward *nods* Ugh I cannot believe that anyone could consider this poster as being good. It really does look CGI Vertigo, you’re right. Bad, so so SO bad. I still cannot believe they did this to Rob’s beautiful self. As we’ve already said – you don’t ever ever EVER mess with perfection.
Mood pic – ahhh tis perfect. Thanks Maria 😀

Suze
• September 9, 2011 at 9:53 pm
‘Plasticward’…priceless! I’m liking the ‘photoshop the photoshop’ back to perfection idea. 😉 *goes off to search for Jules*

Carmel
• September 9, 2011 at 10:12 pm
@Jules – We all know that you respect Rob’s beauty. You would never do this. Not even on your first try.

Jules
• September 9, 2011 at 10:42 pm
Thanks Carmel 🙂
@ Suze LOL! *shakes head*
Plasticward is hilarious – love it. 🙂