April 24th, 2010 / 19 Comments


How many of you remember Vertigo’s and my threat last year that we would exact revenge for Rob on Felix if we ever had the chance.   I warned you Dan – be careful of those fingers because I would snap them off!  Well today was our day – see no hollow threats here!    Only the faces of the innocent have been removed, but the look on Dan’s face is priceless.  Oh and Dan I can’t believe you decided to give yourself creative licence when I asked you to sign it  “I promise to never beat up Rob ever again” – you are so so cheeky and I warned you I would now post it on the site.  You will have to live with the wrath of all Rob fans given your promise to “always beat Rob” .  Hahaha – revenge is sweet!


PS.  Dan is actually an awesome guy as you can no doubt tell by the fact that he was happy to do this for us today – we are so glad we met him.  Don’t worry Lise-Lou I’m not going to create Daniel Cudmore Australia, but if you are interested in all things Dan you should head on over to our friends and elite affiliate Team Cudmore International.

  • Michelle
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    Hahaha, this pic is seriously too funny for words. Have been laughing ever since you sent it to me Maria. The look on Dan’s face is seriously just priceless – love it. Revenge is definitely sweet woooo hooo!!

    Dan does seem like a really nice guy. So great that yourself & Vertigo were able to meet him & of course get that revenge hehehehe. Awesome job girls, never doubted you for a minute & so glad you had a great day 😀

  • lise-lou
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    LMAO! Funniest picture ever! You did us all proud Maria and Vertigo you were true to your word and took your revenge! Glad to hear there will be no DCAU site from you Maria LOL! Looks like you both had a lot of fun with Daniel today 🙂

  • Maria
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    Hahaha – I kind of saw him pull a face but wasn’t sure how the pic was going to come out. Vertigo had no idea that he was doing that. When we saw the pic it was priceless. Even if we planned that pose it wouldn’t have turned out as well. Dan you are a very funny man and I really hope you do get to do a comedy with Will Ferrell.

  • Vertigo
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    He paid dearly-poor man. Mwahaha! That is all until I get off this boat. Was too much Fun!

  • spcanales
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    You had your hands ON MY MAN! Sleep with one eye open Maria – I’ll get Vertigo on this boat… Or should I say “off” this boat?

  • Carmel
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    Great work ladies. What a great sport Dan must be.
    Excuse my ignorance, but what was the event?

  • Carmel
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    If that is you Vertigo, you must be standing on a chair. Dan seems huge.

  • Maria
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    LOL @Carmel – they made Dan sit down for all the pics. No I tell a lie Vertigo jumped up on his back – ahahahahaha. Dan said that he and his 2 brothers were all over 6ft 5 in

  • Carmel
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    That’s alot of man! You ladies handled him very well.

  • lise-lou
    Posted on April 24, 2010

    haha Vertigo jumped on his back *snorts* now you say that Maria it looks like it! Makes it even funnier!!!!!! LMAO!

  • Vertigo
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    He really was a good sport even though we told him this was revenge for Rob.

    hahaha Maria, get outta my head.

    @Carmel – it’s surprising how athletic and resourceful one can become in these situations.

  • Vertigo
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    @spcanales oh now I understand why you were trying to get me drunk and make me walk the plank.

  • Vertigo
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    I forgot to mention how good this mans skin is – used all my will power not to open discussion on preferred skin products.

  • Maria
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    Oh Carmel it was a Twilight Conference held by The Hub in Sydney. We heard Dan was one of the guests and so the plan was set in motion.

  • Maria
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    LOL @Vertigo – I forgot about the discussion we had about his skin. I was a little jealous!

  • vertigo
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    Seeing this in daylight again, does he say “I promise to always love Rob” or beat Rob? I thought it was “beat”.

  • Maria
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    Hahaha @Vertigo – as much as I know he really wanted to write “love” it’s “beat” and he repeated it as I glared at him!

  • vertigo
    Posted on April 25, 2010

    LOL! I missed him repeating it cause I’m pretty sure that’s when I tried to strangle him again when realising he hadn’t complied with your wishes. *shakes fist again*

  • Carmel
    Posted on April 27, 2010

    @Maria – thanks for the info.

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