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Alrightee so yeah that’s Rob in shock right up there because he cannot believe this post.
Well you all know how much I’ve been waiting for this franchise to be over and don’t get me wrong, I’m more than ready to see Rob’s career move forward, but I just literally came back from seeing Breaking Dawn Part 1 and I know some of you are anticipating my reaction. You better sit down because I don’t think you will be expecting this.
As soon as the movie was over I sms’d the girls and said ‘Oh dear … you’re not going to believe this but I loved it”. Well loved might have been a little over the top, but I did enjoy it. The critics have been over harsh about this film. I’ve never liked the book and the book to me is so ridiculous, but I think Condon has done a really good job with what he was given. I’m not going to do a full review here since I know Michelle is seeing it right now and Vertigo won’t be seeing it until tomorrow. Lise-Lou saw it on Friday. So to avoid spoilers for those that haven’t, I’ll put my review after the cut and I suggest you don’t proceed past it.
*WARNING: If you haven’t seen the film then don’t continue after the cut” since it contains SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SEEN MOVIE BEFORE CONTINUING TO READ
So I think the main reason I really liked BD Pt 1, apart from the fact that there is so much Edward in this one, is my respect for Bill Condon and his homage to Catherine Hardwicke when Edward is searching the internet for demon babies. If you’ve seen it you should know what I mean. I also liked the flashbacks after Bella had been infected with Edward’s venom. I don’t know – just that little bit of respect right there impressed me.
As most of you know I was disappointed with New Moon and I did not like Eclipse at all. I’ve only seen that twice in full. This film I can say I will definitely be going back to see it on the big screen – that’s a hint Vertigo because we will definitely be seeing this together next Saturday.
Rob’s portrayal of Edward in BD was just taken up a notch for me. I know, Rob can do no wrong in my eyes, but I’m pretty sure the fact that he had filmed Bel-Ami and Water For Elephants just made this performance as Edward so much more. I loved what he’s done with this character. I hated what Meyer did to Edward in the book. This is not one whipped Edward at all. If I thought smiley giggly Edward was perfection – angry Edward proved me wrong. Jesus – just that one scene was enough for me. Finally finally Edward told Bella what he thought. That right there was enough for me to right any wrongs in this film. Am I rambling … yes yes I am. Ok so here’s what I totally think:
I believe the critics have been too harsh, but I understand where some of them were coming from. Let’s face it, the book/story is far fetched. Clearly they were not prepared for the insanity that was Breaking Dawn. Imagine if you didn’t know what was coming and you turned up to watch this film – you would definitely be saying – was Meyers on drugs when she wrote this – what the hell were they thinking with this screenplay. C’mon you know you would be – I was saying that when I was reading the book. Anyway let’s move on … my comments might be not in sequence because I’m trying to go off memory.
Edward’s Back Story
Oh sweet lord … that is all. This I cannot wait to own the DVD just to screencap alone.
The Wedding
Sorry I didn’t cry during the wedding scene – clearly I have no soul – isn’t that what people are saying? It was okay as wedding scenes go, but the speeches – yes well – apart from Edward and Charlie’s – the rest were lame and we could have done without them. I didn’t find them funny at all – maybe I needed to be 14. Although I can say that I have in fact been to a wedding in real life where the bride’s mother did get up and sing a song like that – so maybe that’s why I missed the humour … yep it really happened.
I loved where they used Flightless Bird … I know people are saying it’s odd and it ends abruptly – I didn’t find that. Maybe I was staring at Edward’s mouth too much *shrugsshoulders* and missed it. I’ll pay attention at next screening.
The Honeymoon
Well I knew that they had talked up the honeymoon bedroom scene and it was going to be anything than what they were saying. I mean don’t blink because you might miss it. It was another faux leg hitch if you ask me. I thought the trashed bedroom was a little over the top – it didn’t happen like that in the book from my memory – loads of feathers and broken headboard is my recollection. And it pretty much almost faded to black – so I doubt we will be getting any R rated extended scene on the DVD.
Again, I may have been distracted by the moles on Rob’s back so let me know if I missed anything. (Also see comment above about owning DVD & screencapping)
And can I just say here right now again – Rob you did good with the working out – although I’m happy to see you shirtless when you haven’t bothered to work out. But yeah – Jacob you had nothing on Rob in those scenes … Jesus Rob you need to walk around in those singlet style tops more often. OOh sorry got sidetracked there.
Oh and thanks to Ellen I could not help but laugh out loud in the cinema when the bath in the mirror appeared. I will never be able to look at that scene seriously … I’m sure people thought I was weird.
Can I also point out one of my gripes – when Bella is sitting in the car on the phone to Rosalie at the airport – I think Eddie kind of notices that – that’s not how it’s supposed to happen. Just saying. I also want to say – I like married Edward – he’s all about taking control and whatever talking to the pilot or whoever that was at the airport.
And what about Rob speaking Portuguese what a freakin bonus that was. Sorry I mean Edward *giggles*.
I’m ignoring the jumping off the waterfall and that because I’ve never been a fan of the Edward running fast special effects – they are just wrong.
And I think Bella needed to cook those drumsticks a little more – no wonder she threw up – there is nothing good about seeing blood in chicken that’s just asking for salmonella poisoning LOL.
The Wolves
I love that they are NOT the focus of this film. Finally, finally … and for the critics making fun and saying the wolves talking with human voices – well I didn’t find this anything like Scooby Doo because they aren’t talking – they are hearing each others thoughts. If you read the book you’d know that. That is all I’m saying about that. I think the CGI wolves in this one are the best.
Even Boo Boo acting has improved … jesus Vertigo – when you read this – let me know if that’s just the alcohol talking from last night (yes yes we saw Al Pacino and it was amazing).
The Pregnancy
Well the makeup was amazing and I’m glad they didn’t drag this whole pregnancy thing out like Meyers did in the book.
The conversation with Jacob and Edward where he tells him to convince Bella to give up the baby and if not then to kill him. I’m so glad they didn’t include the – yeah you can have her on Monday-Friday and I’ll have her on the weekends because that was just insanity. Um did I mention I thought Meyers was on drugs when she wrote this book.
Here’s one of my criticisms – when Edward was trying to resuscitate Bella – all I kept hearing was Rob talking about the fake body and how real it looked. Rob – it looked like a fake body to me – just saying. This is why over promotion can be bad.
I loved how they handled the scene when Edward first hears the baby. Yeah I really did. Jesus have I mentioned how much I loved Rob as Edward in this film. I didn’t think it was possible, I’m happy to be proved wrong. See people I can eat humble pie too.
I did not like the creative license of letting Bella hold the baby before her heart gives out … not at all. [I stand corrected thanks to VioletRoseIV on twitter - this was apparently in the book - I must have wiped that from my memory]
I LOVED what Condon did with the venom going through Bella’s veins. I think this is another reason why I liked this film. It was creative but not in an over the top way if that makes sense.
Soundtrack
The music in this film did not even register to me. I still think the soundtrack to Hardwicke’s Twilight is the best and not just because of Rob. The one thing I did love about this film is the use of Carter Burwell’s themes. OMG I really felt like I was in a Twilight film instead of a bad music video like the other two films.
Carter’s music is so iconic with Twilight they should have made sure it was in all of them. It makes me nostalgic.
The Rest
Okay some of the acting is still hard for me to handle … the wigs … oh poor Carlisle is all I can say. Alice you need to bring it down a notch. Did Jasper even speak? I think he had 2 lines.
The scene with Irina … just weird is all I’m going to say and unnecessary and couldn’t they get someone who could act.
I loved Charlie but I always love Charlie.
I think that’s it. If I remember anything else I’ll add under here as a PS.
Okay now over to you … let me know if you agree/disagree/don’t care/think aliens have taken over my body because you can’t believe how positive some of this was … missed something crucial because I’m sure I have – there is a lot to absorb.
PS. Stephanie reminded me that I said nothing about the scene during the end credits. Firstly, the toothpick that brought in the invitation … what the hell was that. Secondly, I cannot begin to tell you how much I love Michael Sheen and Chris Heyerdahl as Marcus and Caius oops I mean Aro and Marcus. I’m a little partial to Chris Heyerdahl seeing as I met him in 2009. He’s lovely. There Steph … is that okay now *giggles*.
Oh I mentioned this in a comment below. Can someone explain to me what the hell Bella’s dream was on the honeymoon – I mean I get what the chess was about, but the shaking of the images *scratcheshead*. I remember in the book she dreamt about a son.




































